Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Did You Answer This?

Ever wonder why your teachers grade your papers alone and in private?  Really they don’t want to laugh in front of you…

Children's Science Exam Answers




Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.



Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs...

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and
the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains
the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A,
E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one..)
A: Nearby.




Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am amazed at our brilliant students !! I sure didn't know the answers to those questions !
Hmmmmmmmmmm. Smart teachers too !!!

Chadzgirl said...

oh dear I don't remember learning that in school! so funny, my only question is .... are those real answers from our very own students?

amberblewer said...

i think some of those where my answers! ;)